Oh yeah, that thing...
Wow, I'm getting married in less than 3 weeks. I wonder how that whole thing's going...
posted by Just Spence | 9:51 AM
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This used to just be a way to pass the time at a job where very little was expected of me and with very little oversight. Things are a little different now. I work in insurance and, well, I sort of hate it. Constantly. I'm not sure what that has to do with this blog, except that it is about to become the place where I spew the vitriole that has built up over the last year and a half. It's this or I burn the place down, and that sounds like fun, but I'm sure it would just be a hassle.
About Me
- Name: Just Spence
- Location: La plus-ou-moins-belle province., Canada
I started this thing working at a job I loved, where I had nearly unlimited internet access and free time. I was basically paid to do nothing. Now I work for an insurance company. I just cried, just now.
- A return
- such a sneaky bastard.
- Invented word of the day.
- Invented word of the day.
- Invented word of the day.
- Happy Birthday, Maeve!
- i think the word you were looking for is presumptu...
- that seems uncalled for...
- belated showing of wedding pics.
- Had the weirdest dream a while back...
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- October 2006
- November 2006
- December 2006
- June 2010
- Current Posts
Monday, September 18, 2006
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Oh my god a post!
So, I don't post very often. I'm not so great at this "prepared humor." I'm much better at spontaneous lame puns, really. Which doesn't lend itself to blogging, but whatever. All I'm saying is, the live show is much better. What? No, I don't do standup, I'm just a very witty conversationalist... Fair enough, I'll shut up now.
So this is my daughter.
She's pretty cute and stuff. Maeve'll be 2 in November. She was born 1 day before Kym's and my 1-year anniversary, despite my remonstrances that I wanted to be with my spouse at least a year before we became parents. That's right, we got pregnant about 3 months after we started dating. My boys kicked the shit out of that pill, and stole his shoes too.
She's a smart little bugger, Maeve is. She knows how to unlock doors and pick daddy's pocket. She knows that the most interesting thing in my wallet is the credit card, and to a lesser extent, the cash.
She knows how to say "no," "dude," and "what the hell," among other things. What? Oh, her aunt taught her that. One time, though, Maeve decided to mix it up a bit and went with a good old "what the fuck?" That's pure daddy, that one.
Bad dude, bad. No swearing in front of the baby, for crap's sake! You now all have my permission to pray or whatever for her salvation, living with a cussin' bastid like me. What? Kym's just as bad, only in french. Your kids say fuck too. They're just old enough to know to do it outside your hearing. Believe me, I know. I'm the one who gave them that little gem of advice. You may now hate me, if you so wish. Later!
So this is my daughter.
She's pretty cute and stuff. Maeve'll be 2 in November. She was born 1 day before Kym's and my 1-year anniversary, despite my remonstrances that I wanted to be with my spouse at least a year before we became parents. That's right, we got pregnant about 3 months after we started dating. My boys kicked the shit out of that pill, and stole his shoes too.She's a smart little bugger, Maeve is. She knows how to unlock doors and pick daddy's pocket. She knows that the most interesting thing in my wallet is the credit card, and to a lesser extent, the cash.
She knows how to say "no," "dude," and "what the hell," among other things. What? Oh, her aunt taught her that. One time, though, Maeve decided to mix it up a bit and went with a good old "what the fuck?" That's pure daddy, that one.
Bad dude, bad. No swearing in front of the baby, for crap's sake! You now all have my permission to pray or whatever for her salvation, living with a cussin' bastid like me. What? Kym's just as bad, only in french. Your kids say fuck too. They're just old enough to know to do it outside your hearing. Believe me, I know. I'm the one who gave them that little gem of advice. You may now hate me, if you so wish. Later!
posted by Just Spence | 10:34 AM
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